I’ll Pay You To Eat My Sardines

I’ll Pay You to Eat My Sardines T-Shirt ??

Bold. Funny. Metabolic rebel approved.

This retro-style tee features our cool walking sardine rocking sunglasses and fanning cartoon cash — paired with the unforgettable line:

“I’ll Pay You to Eat My Sardines.”

Perfect for keto lovers, carnivore warriors, Sardine Challenge participants, and anyone serious about metabolic health.

✔ Soft, comfortable everyday fit
✔ Bold burgundy vintage lettering
✔ Conversation-starting design
✔ Subtle journeytoketo.com sleeve branding

Wear it to the grocery store, the gym, or your next keto meetup — and let the shirt do the talking.

Because sometimes the smallest fish makes the biggest impact.

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!